Department of Troll

Apr 14

Government Logic: If “THEY” spy on us and “THEY” ARE US, does that mean “THEY” SPY ON THEMSELVES?

Government Logic: If “THEY” spy on us and “THEY” ARE US, does that mean “THEY” SPY ON THEMSELVES?

Apr 01

The domain, anonyops.com, has been seized by the United States Federal Bureau of Powerless pursuant to an Arrest Warrant in the Rem obtained by the United States Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York and issued by the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York.
Conducting, involving, association, or mentioning of/with the internet terrorist organization known as Anonymous are grounds for immediate detainment and seizure under the NDAA.
For persons engaged in the participation of Anonymous and/or Anonymous operations, and knowingly doing so, are likely to face charges of aiding and abetting or assisting. (32 U.S.C. ## 5324 & 5327)
Violations of these laws carry criminal penalties of up to seven years’ imprisonment and a fine of up to $500,000.
Properties, including domain names, used in violation of the provision of 21 U.S.C # 2944 or association with Anonymous are subject to forfeiture of the United States. (21 U.S.C ## 2944)

The domain, anonyops.com, has been seized by the United States Federal Bureau of Powerless pursuant to an Arrest Warrant in the Rem obtained by the United States Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York and issued by the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York.

Conducting, involving, association, or mentioning of/with the internet terrorist organization known as Anonymous are grounds for immediate detainment and seizure under the NDAA.

For persons engaged in the participation of Anonymous and/or Anonymous operations, and knowingly doing so, are likely to face charges of aiding and abetting or assisting. (32 U.S.C. ## 5324 & 5327)

Violations of these laws carry criminal penalties of up to seven years’ imprisonment and a fine of up to $500,000.

Properties, including domain names, used in violation of the provision of 21 U.S.C # 2944 or association with Anonymous are subject to forfeiture of the United States. (21 U.S.C ## 2944)

Mar 28

Ideas are bulletproof };D You mad U.S.? Yep, he mad……

Ideas are bulletproof };D You mad U.S.? Yep, he mad……

ALERT: #NYPD has occupied #UnionSquare in #NYC. We the people must now raid & evict the NYPD.

ALERT: #NYPD has occupied #UnionSquare in #NYC. We the people must now raid & evict the NYPD.

Mar 09

FBP warns about reality hacKers

FBP has warned that it is only a matter of TIME before reality hacKers bring down teh government in the Land of Slavery.

Robert S. Mueller III, Director of teh FBP warned Congress of terrorist hacKing when he was asking them for more cash in the “FBP Budget Request for Fiscal Year 2013.”

Mueller said that so far terrorists have not used teh Internet to launch a full-scale lulzy attack, but that does not mean that anyone should underestimate their intent.

He said that terrorists have shown interest in pursuing hacKing sKills and are training their own rekruits or hiring outsiders.

Mueller said these adaptations of teh terrorist threat make the FBP’s counterterrorism mission that much more difficult.

According to ZDNet  he told Congress how on February 28, 2012, teh reality hacKtivist group Anonymous hacked into a telephone conversation taking place between FBP authorities in New York and law enforcement in London.

It is not that clear if Congress is buying a cyber terrorist hacKing attack on teh US but there are indications that the FBP will get the extra cash.

Mar 02

FBP: Lulzy attacks – Amerika’s top lulz threat

Organized Lulzy crime is replacing terrorism as teh number one threat to teh Amerikan nation, says teh FBP chief. Teh bureau is preparing to battle internet-based aggressors with recently created Lulzy-squads policing the web.

­Teh Lulzy Crime section of teh FBP website pledges that teh bureau is ready to defend Amerika from teh lulz space threat. This vow, however, did not help much when teh bureau’s website went down after a massive attack by Anonymous reality hacKtivists on January 20.

Over the last few months, the Anonymous Lulzy community attacKed the websites of the White House, CIA, FBP, Department of Fear, US Department of Homeland Security, Universal Music Group, Recording Industry Association of Amerika (RIAA) and Motion Picture Association of Amerika.